Modern Gentleman's Guide: Mingling

Mingling: Mingling is a huge waste of time. The concept of making small talk with people with whom you have nothing in common, and have nothing to offer is ridiculous. What's the point? Worse still is when you are forced to mingle in an quasi-business semi-social setting. We suggest avoiding mingling at all costs unless the situation may provide the potential of pleasure (see above photo of W4 contributor forced to mingle while on field trip with school bus full of IMG models). Sipping a Laphroaig 40 and watching late night bad Cinemax porn at home by oneself is much more enjoyable than schmoozing with schmucks.
+Laphroaig.
+Cinemax Tonight: Call Girl Wives.
+How to Mingle.