18 April 2005

Modern Gentlemen's Guide: Working Out

Working Out: As many of you may already know, I'm not a fan of working out. Physical fitness is a good idea, but I think pumping iron is unnecessary. Being muscular is very important only if you're intending on embarking on a career as a bouncer, which I do not recommend. Remember, aside from the occasional drunken Long Island girl, bouncers don't get laid very often. We're not in the Animal Kingdom, we have brains and we can speak. As such, wit and intelligence (in a man) will always win out over a cut physique. However if you must: Equinox and LA Sports clubs in the US are morethan satisfactory and in London Holmes Place or KXGYMUK is South Kensington are preferred. At least multitask: preferable ladies who posess an inherent drive and fit figures can normally be found in the kickboxing classes.
+LA Sports Club, various locations, all reputable US cities.
+Equinox, NYC/LA and some stay at home mom suburbs.
+Homes Place, London.
+KXGYMUK, London.

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