Bejewelled Reports: Vodka Smoothie Not So Cool

Bejewelled's quest for a Vodka smoothie runs sour on London's Carnaby Street:
"Although Leon advertises ever-so-tempting vodka smoothies, the establishment can only sell them to you if you purchase two hot meals as well. now anyone who drinks as much as we do knows that it is a waste of time to eat two hot meals with a tasty beverage, seeing that if you eat two hot meals you're going to need a hell of a lot more than one vodka smoothie to get your groove on. therefore, although Leon is said to be the future of Britain cuisine, i purport that unless the British are going to wake up tomorrow as a culture of non-alcoholics, which would truly be a miracle of nature, Leon has no chance of success on booze island and is neither the past, present, or future of Britain."
+Leon, 35-36 Great Marlborough St, London +44 20 7437 5280.
+Guardian Review of Leon.
+How To: Vodka Smoothie.