Radio Mockba Reports: Berlin: Hipster Eyes Bleed

Radio Mockba, formerly known as Stardust, and visually known as a hipster model/temptress, sends us this dispatch from Berlin:
"Check out clubs berghain, its the new place thats quite good. The high end crowd hangs out at Felix. It is best on weekends. Otherwise after party (starts 8 am) is in the hut in volkspark (east Berlin) good time - eyes bleed. For diversions be sure and hit up Dr. Pong for some ping pong on eberswalder strasse. White trash is always great (some guy stood up and drank his own piss last time I was there). To eat monsieur vong for good Vietnamese lunch on alte schonhauser (by hackescher markt) good there shopping too. A new hotel opened up called hotel Q it has a beach in the basement. Worth checking out. There or the Adlon but that's more where parental types stay."
+berghain, Berlin.
+Felix, Behrenstraße 72, Adlon Palais, Berlin.
+Volkspark, map.
+Dr. Pong, Eberswalder Strasse 21, Prenzlauer Berg, Berlin.
+White Trash, Torstr, Berlin
+Monsieur Vong, Indochina Café, Alte Schönhauser Str, Berlin-Mitte. No reservations.
+Hotel Q!, Knesebeckstrasse 67, Berlin.
+Hotel Adlon, Unter den Linden 7710117 Berlin.