W4 Poll Results: Tanned Vanity Seekers

The results are in! Our unscientific New Year's resolution poll has concluded and as expected our readership is just a group of self involved, apparently well-tanned, vanity loving alcoholics. Except for you, Mr. Do-gooder, who is trying to smoke less. Please leave the W4 site immediately lest your corrupt our incorrigible readership.

Our next poll will begin shortly. If you have a smirky topic please email us your ideas - we don't ask why because we really just don't want to know.

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+To Mr. Do-Googer: Marshall McGearty Tobacco Lounge, 1553 N. Milwaukee Ave, Chicago +1 773 772 8410. [source]