Jungle Fever: Costa Rica: Overdue Library Book

Overdue Library Book, our eternally enrolled correspondent, who somehow manages to vacation on a banker's salary, sends us this brief report from the sanatized confines of the Four Seasons' Costa Rican jungle:
"Waylaid on her way to joining the Sandinistas, the Imelda Marxist decided not to forsake capitalism after five nights in the lap of luxury at the Four Seasons Papagayo Gulf Costa Rica. The resort, situated on its own peninsula on the Pacific side of Costa Rica, has stunning views of the ocean on all sides, with three beautiful swimming pools, soft white sand beaches, four restaurants, and an Arnold Palmer- designed golf course that it is also the host to many wild animals from the neighborhood monkeys swing in the trees above, iguanas sun themselves on the cart path. After a twilight sail, Imelda treated her very own Ferdinand to a couples massage at the spa, rated #7 in the world by Travel & Leisure in 2005. The resort is not for the glo-stick wielding Ibiza crowd, however, as the place shuts down by 10 pm."
+W4 Photog: Peninsula Papagayo, Costa Rica, 2 February.
+Four Seasons Resort Costa Rica, Peninsula Papagayo, Guanacaste Costa Rica, +50 66 96 0000.
+Previous W4: Costa Rica: Surf's Up Mal Pais.
+Related W4: Modern Gentlemen's Guide: Napping.
+Bad PR: Your Fellow Guests: MTV: Pink Marries Carey Hart In Costa Rica.