Whiskey Alpha: Lost in Rioja

While America gets fat over the Thanksgiving holiday W4's dutiful correspondent Whiskey Alpha sends in this dispatch from the shores of Mallorca:

"I know, I know, I said in my last report that the Ibiza parties were over and the Swedish soul was taking over, but guess what? I lied. Mallorca has drawn me back to those irresistible hot parties under the Spanish sun. Our present global warming has created this temperate climate to extend the roof parties and prolong the muff diving.

For a weekend getaway Mallorca is a nice retreat from the Swedish snow bunnies (I do love a'lil Dr. Zhivago under the midnight sun), but the hot Spanish mamis were calling this Northern papi back down for some more Rioja and punta! Hotel Tres was a really spectacular and perfect place to chill while keeping a low profile during the late night binges. If you want to meet a hot Bulgarian or Yugoslavian chica hang out at the Puro Beach Club. Some may actually want to meet you, others are trying to get the Ben Franklin's they can smell in your pocket. Be sure to stay out of the low-baller casinos since they don't have many tables and won't let you throw down any monster bets."

+Hotel Tres, Mallorca.