Brazillian Birds Take Flight

While Brazillian Supermodels may have been pushed off the runways (apparenlty Eastern European Supermodels are the way to go these days) there are another species of Brazillian birds that are ripe for the plucking. Our resident birdwatcher explains:

"The Chicest Pet in the World: The Hyacinth Macaw"

"Only about 2,500 of these babies exist in the world, so get 'em while they're hot
Price: $7,000-$9,000
Potential Name: Blue Lou
Phrase to teach Blue Lou: "Peasant, fetch me my scotch!"
+Hyacinth Macaw