W4 Viewers: Religious Zealots with $250,000 Rims

W4 back office (we hired a part-time college kid who is hopped up on Addarell) reports that recently one of our faithful viewers from Denver was looking to Google for help 'Renouncing your w4.' Instead, he clicked right back into bed with us. The W4 PR Girls would like to issue this statement for the site:

"W4, www.wfour.com, or any of its dubious affiliates, are not and have never been involved in cult-like manipulation or mind control.* W4 aims to entertain its' readers with the latest shady antics from our global network of 'unique' personalities through the use of self-indulgent and otherwise meaningless data. You should not take the site's word as the gospel. It's a website, not a Scientology meeting. But hey, if you do love and worship us send money fast for our Hotel Byblos / St. Tropez weekend fund."

*we do however reserve the right in the future to engage in such behavior but only with beautiful women and after many, many cocktails.

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+Addarell,
+Free Katie.
+IRS 2005 W-4 Form.
+Hotel Byblos, St. Tropez.