Boris and the Bunnies

With rumors abound that Heidi Fleiss plans to open a high-end brothel in Nevada, W4 correspondent Boris sent us this commentary on this developing and disrobing situation:

"I'm glad these two (Fleiss and Hof) have found each other, although I worry about Hof corrupting Fleiss' good idea. I think her concept to open a super high-end brothel in Nevada (or frankly anywhere) is fantastic. This Hof fellow seems to think he's hot stuff in the shag business, but there is no room in that trade for anything but high-end. As stated previously, the low to medium end of the pay-to-play business is frequented by poor, greasy, badly dressed white guys--off yourselves at once, you've made your point now get off this Earth! We need more beautiful (or at least wealthy) people shagging beautiful people. Pierre Petrus--currently in Capri trying to figure out the proper amount of Sassicaia to feed a calf to produce the perfect veal--needs to be dispatched to Nevada to have a conference with Fleiss immediately!

As a wise man once said, we do it because we can, not because we need to."

+"Heidi said to like Ranch (un)dressing ," 13 June, NY Daily News.
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