Weekend: U2 Sails With Drunken Disco Horses

Venice Benelli: Disco Can Be Dangerous

Only W4 helps you plan your weekend on a Monday. If this weekend you find yourself in..

London: U2 play Twickenham's stadium. Will the boys from Dublin give the UK the finger or will Bono's ego break the stage? Who cares. Promises to be another incredible show.
+U2.

Marion, MA / Bermuda: Friday marks the start of the Marion, Mass. to Bermuda Cruising Yacht Race. We suggest cruising so that your onboard cocktails don't spill. Although it may be worth racing to get to the isle of Goslings, Catherine Zeta Jones and Dark 'n' Stormys. We suggest getting out your Vineyard Vines ties if you hope to pull off the disheaveled preppy banker/sailor look.
+Marion to Bermuda Cruising Yacht Race.
+Dark 'n' Stormy recipie.
+Vineyard Vines.
+Ebay: Mount Gay Rum Hats.

York, England: Royal Ascot runs all week long at its' temporary home in York. Get on your most ridiculous hat out and watch the horses run.
+Royal Ascot, 14 to 18 June, York.

Barcelona: Europe's largest electronic and dance music fest kicks off seaside. Promises to be chic-er than the Cancun isle, Ibiza.
+SONAR Festival, 16 to 18 June, Barcelona.