16 August 2005

Transport: Carat Duchatelet


For the car afficionados:

Now that Jay-Z, P. Diddy, and a heap of other hip-hop trash have invaded the Maybach and Phantom market, where do we civilized auto buyers go to find the best?








The answer is Carat Duchatelet. This Belgian company produces some of the most beautiful bespoke carriages in the world. One of our favorites is their custom Mercedes W220 Pullman: a fantastic modern-day interpretation of the classic Mercedes 600 Pullman of the 60's. The C.D. custom has a raised roof for tophat wearing, flat screen televisions for the viewing of lewd Brazilian pornography, humidors to keep the hash fresh, and obviously a beautiful crystal bar to ensure that your Laphroig 40 and Absenth are close by as you're transported to and from your destinations. These pups are also bulletproof (a reaccurring yet necessary theme with us here at W4). For the truly paranoid, grenade launchers, an escape hatch, and a bomb detector can be installed.

Carat Duchatelet is also happy to custom-build you a Range Rover, Rolls Royce, helicopter, or jet should you so desire. The prices for the company's services are upon request, but if you have to ask that question get back in your Escalade on 24's, pop a can of Crunk Juice, and don't even think about calling us in the morning.
+Carat Duchatelet
+Maybach
+Phantom
+Crunk Juice

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