Diamonds In Da Shower Yo: Ondine

You've got your Phantom on dubs, the full Versace collection (including the footwear), the all-diamond Jacob watch, a McMansion in Short Hills, and the stripper wife. So what's missing ye vulgar ones might ask: a blinged-out showerhead of course. That's right, for $15,000 Ondine will make you your very own polished gold showerhead covered in Swarovski crystals. You like this idea don't you Jersey boys and girls? Well, in addition to the bling, the showerhead contains adjustable colored lights so you can get the full Flashdance meets Cash Money Millionaires experience. Hopefully this makes someone's ostentatious existence just a little bit brighter.

Stay Clean.
+Ondine
+Happy Song of the Week: Love Generation, Bob Sinclair. [listen].
+Jacob & Co.
+DVD: Flashdance [amazon].
+Flashdance of a different sort: NYC.