Idle Moments: Wedding Band Reviews

With our depraved correspondent Boris going soft, our W4 global entertainment team has been looking for new and exciting ways to pass their idle evenings. The latest outing: wedding band reviews. Our team investigates from the conga line:

"If you're looking for some seriously bad wedding bands for your upcoming nuptials, look no farther than Cutting Edge Orchestras. I couldn't resist an invitation to a recent showcase of their three bands from a prominent New York wedding planner to help a friend, but I could never imagine how entertainingly painful wedding bands could be. While listening to one, I was serenaded by the greasy singer to "Lets Get It On" after he jumped off the stage and ran to me -- a man who I would have otherwise maced in the street. For another, the trombone player actually doubled as a singer and used the mic at the end of his instrument to sing along with the aforementioned greasy man when he was not playing. And my favorite part was listening to early Michael Jackson tunes being sung by an overweight female. These guys are a best bet if you are looking to traumatize your new in-laws and bring a smoky, low rent nightclub touch to your country club wedding."
+Cutting Edge Orchestras.