From Russia Without Love: 11 Ways to Spend 20G On Yourself and Not Your Lover

Our Russian mobster with lavish tastes sent us this after informing his brother of a recent purchase:

"After the purchase of an obscene piece of jewelry, a Verdura cuff, for my amour, my brother and comrade-in-arms, had some interesting ideas of other ways I might have used the money:

20G is quite a bit of money as you know. I was thinking and here's a list of other things you might have preferred to spend the money on...
1. G4 to Vegas and hotel accommodations at the new Wynn Las Vegas.
2. Another watch, not that you need one, but how bout a gold rolie?
3. A really nice flat screen... actually two.
4. Charity... Nevermind that actually.
5. A fleet of model hoes.
6. A Maserati leased for a year (just about).
7. Another fleet of model hoes, this time all of them dressed in only Kiton ties.
8. An exotic animal like a small giraffe or something.
9. Put it towards a nicer apartment to rent.
10. Save it and invest it in stocks.
11. Lots of white truffles, maybe a years worth."
+Verdura, multiple locations.
+NetJets
+Wynn Las Vegas (opens April 28th)
+Maserati
+Elite Models Brasil
+Kiton, Milan, Paris, New York, Tokyo.
+Gourmet Food Store: Truffles



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