Boris and Highball: Marooned at Some Beach

Summer is here and the clothes are coming off. Boris sends us a dispatch to rant about the band Maroon 5 and Highball reports, admittedly still drunk, in what is hopefully her last post from Chicago about some beach you'll never visit unless your G-V runs out of gas on the transcon:

Regarding one of those 'celebrity' sighting:
"Saw Adam Levine of Maroon 5 fame driving behind me on Sunset Blvd. by Crescent Heights. He was wearing aviator sunglasses and driving a tan muscle car. Kinda a piece of cheese."

Boris writes:
"Two points:
Maroon is my least favorite color, second only to taupe.
The words muscle and car should never be uttered in the same breath except for the muscle in the third leg being flexed during intercourse in a chauffeur-driven car.

-Boris loves you"

Highball's beach blanket dispatch:
"When not enjoying the glorious summer weather of Chicago, the well heeled head north to Lake Geneva, WI to enjoy their weekend waterfront homes.This summer playground only has a few reasonable establishments to entertain you but the primary dive bar to head to is Chucks, the famous local hotspot where you will no doubt encounter everyone on a Saturday night. Chuck's is only acceptable after sufficient cocktailing at theprivate club so you are good and sauced, ready to handle Chuck's tilefloors, wooden barstools, and greasy food served out of plastic baskets.(There is a formal dining area upstairs but thats for old couples). Although union member locals may be present, the Lily sporting clienteletake over the lakeside seating area and get as drunk as possible before determining whose home to invade afterward. Crappy bands and inflated pricing for import driving patrons are the staple. Be prepared for a special on Schlitz and an evil look when you order wine or anything premium."
+352 Lake St, Fontana, WI, +1 262 275 3222, Ample parking, dock available for boats, smoking encouraged.
+FBO: Dacy Airport, Harvard, IL, 9 miles away, does not look like it can take a G-V but five hours is a long time to fly cross-country without seeing a bikini clad woman this time of year.
+W4: Bikini: W4 Miami Guide: Part Two: Shops.
+W4: Bikini: Thomas Maier is a Genius.
+"The Heat is On," Glenn Frey, Beverly Hills Cop Soundtrack.