Wheels Up: Becker JetVan

With Friday upon us and your wheels up time fast approaching we received this dispatch from our man on tarmac, who is most likely in the Signature Flight Support lounge having a cocktail:

The Becker JetVan
Looks like a hotel shuttle van from the outside, but it is actually something far stranger and superior (especially from the looks of the greasy fellow in this photo entertaining his prostitute onboard). It is a mobile suite/office on the inside with all sorts of contraptions, including: a 30" flat-screen for the front-facing big dogs, a 15" monitor for the rear-facing peasants, a full oak liquor cabinet with requisite wetbar (you need to be hammered when riding around in a custom-made shuttle bus), a hidden toilet (necessary if too many cocktails are consumed), wireless internet, a built-in computer system, and of course it's armored.
+Becker JetVan, $275,000.
+Signature Flight Support.