Trunks: Vilebrequin VIP Collection

Not that swimming should be a focal point in anyone's life, but you do need to look smart when doing so. For many years, Vilebrequin has been the swimwear of choice for the Euro jetset, but over time the token bankers and outer-boroughers got wind of these spiffy trunks and ruined the gig for the rest of us. How do you one-up the stooges in this fast-paced waterproof world? The Vilebrequin VIP Collection. This is a limited edition collection of suits equipped with sterling silver fittings and designed with unique patterns that the commoners cannot find. Each pattern is numbered of an output of 250 worldwide. Our favorites of the VIPs are the even harder-to-find prints with black backgrounds (Boris recently purchased orange giraffes, beige elephants, and palm trees on black). However, we must warn you that the silver toggles attract barracudas (we wish we were kidding) so no swimming in Florida with these puppies. Regardless, you can never look too chic when wet, whether you're swimming in the ocean in St. Trop or in a champagne bath in a Moscow brothel.
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