Tango Alpha: All Is Spendito In Portofino

Our newest correspondent, the architect of many a good thing is the ever dapper Tango Alpha. He reports from the cliffs of Italy:

"During the occasional excursion to a Portofino wedding it is always recommended to
allow for maximum diversity among party-going individuals. A gay prodigy virtuoso violinist is always the necessary wild card that will offset the economic and social differences among a cross-cultural wedding. The usual La Cervara setting, exquisite food, and designer Italian attire are the givens in this equation of debauchery which left of us thirsting for more. Finalizing the evening at the cliffside discotechque Mako in Genoa for late-night adventures, having breakfast on the terrace of Hotel Splendido, then an outdoor massage made the U.S. seem like a dismal wet dream of material culture without the happy ending."

+Mako, Corso Italia 28/R, Genoa. +39 010 367 652.
+Hotel Splendido, Salita Baratta, 16, Portofino. +39 0185 267 801.
+Tango Alpha Also Prefers: Terme Vals, Switerland.
+W4 Photog: CYJO: Portofino, Italy, 10 July 2006.