Boris: Titanium Is The New Plastic: AMEX Titanium

Boris reports on the latest AMEX allowed to grace the confines of his French leather wallet:

"What for years was rumored to be the higher level credit card than the American Express Centurion (Black to the laymen) Card, the Titanium has made its appearance in my Goyard wallet. The Titanium is actually the Centurion but now is crafted out of pure titanium instead of plastic giving it a matte and more stealth look (the sheen of plastic is so vulgar). Supposedly, the new material makes it harder for the card to be fraudulently reproduced, but as far as I can tell it just makes for a better chopper of the old Colombian marching powder. Expect to see the Titanium in New York, St. Tropez, Sardinia, or wherever else I may wind up blacked out and ordering a couple of methusalems. Next up: the American Express White Card: rumored to exist in the pockets of certain Saudis and requiring an annual expenditure with AmEx of over
$1 million."

+Goyard.
+American Express.
+Previous W4: Selfish is Good: AMEX RED Card.