Nouveau Peasant Trash

For the true nouveau peasant trash:

Simmons Jewelry Company has come out with a case for the Sony PSP mini video game system made of gold, covered in black and yellow diamonds, and has an alligator backing. If you have purchased one of these vulgarities, kill yourself--the world can no longer tolerate you. If you are of the intelligent group that doesn't own a jeweled video game case, go to JAR and call me in the morning.
+JAR, 7, Place Vendome +33 1 42 96 3366.
+"Kimora Lee Simmons, the New Queen of Conspicuous Consumption," NY Magazine.