Sienna Blond Jem, Uma Can Do Better

Jolly Green reports from the floor of his bathroom:
"Listen I’m gonna level with you because I’m still drunk from dancing late into last night in the depths of London with assorted LA types, 16 year old ballerinas, Bejewelled, and crazy Greek ‘shipping’ people (aka arms dealers or something evil I’m sure). Go to Glastonbury. Now. Whatever it takes. I mean if Kate Moss didn’t do it for you and all those incredible bands that’s ok. Maybe you are an older, more sophisticated type. Or maybe your just one of those mid-twenties Upper East Side or Chelsea [London] girls who fashion themselves as such. We’ll that’s ok. You shouldn’t go –because you suck. Sienna Millers of the world unite and meet me by the bar you blond jems! Viva Booze Island!"
+w4: Muddy Models.
+Alcholics Anonymous.

Hotel QT: Uma can do better!
In unrelated news, Bed renter Andre Balzas' Hotel QT in New York is reported as a cheap parlor trick. Apparently it is no more than, "Fake TaTas that look good from afar but bad to the touch. Pony up the money and for once make a hotel that's not as shoddy as Ikea furniture and give your guests some towels not Plato's Retreat orgy bunk beds. Uma can do better."!
+Hotel QT.