Smoking Hot: NYC: Tango Alpha: Zero Halliburton

This just in from our man in New York where the heat is driving people to sniff cleaning products and smoke Cubans:

"Upon leaving his humble Gramercy abode at 1:07am during the hottest day of this year, Tango Alpha was pleasantly surprised by a crackhead carelessly lounging upon the doorstep sniffing a one pint can of Minwax ebony wood stain. The stain was abundantly applied to the individual's clothing and face (since he was pressing the can around his mouth) with motifs of Miro and Picassoesque markings. This left a wonderful aroma of gaseous fumes which inspired Tango Alpha to light a Cuban cigar in honor of this ceremonial event. But where does Tango Alpha keep his treasure of Cubans for these precious NYC moments? Where else but within a Zero Halliburton travel humidor: the best solution for keeping your quality cigars pristine during trips to the U.S. No more worries about impact resistance or quality aesthetics, this case is the sleekest humidor on the market."
+Black Ambassador Cigar Case, Zero Halliburton $499.99.
+Crackheads Prefer: Minwax.